When I’m playing Dragon Age and My PS3 freezes. Then I Forgive My PS3 because I Love Dragon age too much. And Then I Think “I’M SORRY BABY. FORGIVE ME FOR FORCING YOU TO TURN OFF.”
myhomeisthe0cean asked: OMG FENRIS IS MY BABY I WILL ALWAYS LOVE HIM
HE DESERVES ALL OF THE LOVE THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER. <3
epicjunkie asked: Well unfortunately I don't have ice cream but if I did it would most likely be cookies and cream.
In A Waffle Cone?
Oh, Elves.
Alright. So I Was Telling My Mother How I Have Like this Major fetish for elves. Like Fenris, Link(even though he’s not an elf), and others. And She’s like “They’re cartoons.”
I Said ” YEAH WELL AT LEAST THEY’RE EARS ARE REAL UNLIKE LEGOLAS.”
And then I Was telling her how I Was the most popular customer at The Blooming Rose and The Pearl. She said.. “I’m not buying you anymore games.”
Gay Pride Rant?
Alright. So Things I Dont understand.
How Highschool Girls and Middle School Girls Think It’s the hottest stuff ever to watch/ Read Yaoi (Japanese Guy on Guy Stuff). Or Almost ALL Guys like Girl On Girl, Weither it’s Yuri, or actual Porno, Or whatever else they get off to.
And when they are older, they’re just like, No, I Never liked that. Bullshat, YOU LOVED IT.
And Then Those people who are like “I’m Bi, But WAAAAY more into guys/girls.” No >:l You have to be equally interested. FAWK. Just be pansexual, even though most are just little nasties (Not the pansexual people.. Well Yeah, I Guess they could be)
And then people who are like it’s so wrong to love the same sex, When they’ve never even tried to imagine what love is in someone else’s eyes. Love is Love, Not something to be bought or sold.
GAWD PEOPLE ARE STUPID.
OKAY. >:l
Okay. How often does this happen to you? (Especially when You’re REALLY Wanting THAT FRICKEN ATTRACTIVE AS HECK ELF FENRIS).
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Take your clothes off so I Can Get a Pikachu.
I Work my Charmander pants come off.
Do You Have a Ditto In Your Pocket? Because I See Myself in your pants.
I Would Cubone you all night long.
Baby, I Took Lessons from a Lickitung.
I Wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.
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You Know You Love These.



